I'm his best friend. He has no toilet paper. He watches House. He doesn't masturbate. His girlfriend doesn't use soap. His sister is my nephew. His tooth paste doesn't work. His television doesn't have HD. He makes less money than mexicans. He watches YuGiOh 5Ds. He has bed-bugs and lice. His favorite rapper is O J The Juice Man. He also believes he's a vampire prince in the future in the planet X36.